Today
The day did not sleep enough last night. The day's considering adding highlights. The day is crying and doesn't know why. The day's investing too much in AI. The day is rubbish holding its liquor. The day is sure it can never forget her. The day's a subtle glowing lime green. The day is out of its Vaseline. The day is turning out to be leaky. The day believes your date is scary and freaky. The day has lost no time shifting the blame. The day is busy with tabletop games. The day is always too narcissistic. The day's eternally optimistic. The day believes in original sin. The day is hungry to kiss you again. The day's forgotten who is the boss. The day is making the sign of the cross. The day is taking it out for a spin. The day is stretching the hours too thin. The day's awaiting a turn in its luck. The day hopes you take it out for a suck. The day is wondering if you should bother. The day reminds you you're still not your father. The day is sure its pla...